Humorous Valentine's Day Gift

Do you have a sense of humor, and want to convey that in your Valentine's Day gift? You just found the perfect gift: a themed box including a cup filled with flavored coffee and biscotti, a box of incredibly delicious and sinfully divine chocolate pecans, Lindt truffles, Ghirardelly chocolate, cinnamon candy, and a couple of heart and lip shaped chocolate bites. Here is the wording on the cup: "WANTED: sexy female, good stock, nice calves, looking for greener pastures". $32.95

S&H is extra: $9.50

Humorous Valentine's Day Themed Box, with the following messsage: WANTED: sexy female, good stock, nice calves, looking for greener pastures